Wow I can’t believe I just hit 4000 followers! Hundreds are injured. My fists are sore and the police are coming.
gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out
ah, yes. after a 13 hour flight to the states, i can finally watch the youtube video that wasn’t available in my own country
THE LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE GUY IS DOING GAY PORN NOW HOLY FUCK
and how would you know this ….
im a gay man that watches gay porn holy shit call the cops
i used to have goals and shit but then highschool taught me that im stupid & useless