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justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake pranks Jay-Z by depriving him of Vitamin D

lanturd:

Wow I can’t believe I just hit 4000 followers! Hundreds are injured. My fists are sore and the police are coming.

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

notprocrastinating:

ah, yes. after a 13 hour flight to the states, i can finally watch the youtube video that wasn’t available in my own country

nasturbate:

fadoodledoo:

nasturbate:

THE LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE GUY IS DOING GAY PORN NOW HOLY FUCK

and how would you know this ….

im a gay man that watches gay porn holy shit call the cops

natashaguignion:

i used to have goals and shit but then highschool taught me that im stupid & useless